He’s holding up the mirror of truth to society, and he can see right through it, which means its probably just a window.#
In his new show, which tours to Buxton Opera House tonight (Sunday, April 15) and Chesterfield’s Winding Wheel on April 26, he’ll be putting his foot down and lifting the lid on the pedal bin of lies of the media.
He will also be scaling the heights of fashion at the risk of falling into a terrible cravat.
Milton will be talking about his life so far - the ups, the downs and why buying his own see-saw was the best decision he ever made.
Chatsworth's open-air film shows include No Time To Die and West Side Story
Long-lost railway stations between Buxton and Ashbourne - in pictures
Remembering the 'tin town' residents who helped create the Peak District dams
Secrets of historic Goyt Valley hall revealed by new augmented reality app
See inside the Peak District home which was the inspiration behind Charlotte Bronte’s famous novel
But perhaps he should give all this up and seek the highest office in the land - but how do you get a desk and a swivel chair up a mountain? Oh and now he wants to be Prime Minister too!
Tickets for Milton at Buxton cost £29. To check availability, go to www.buxtonoperahouse.org.uk or call 01298 72190.
Tickets to his Chesterfield show cost £28.60. Go to www.chesterfieldtheatres.co.uk or call 01246 345222.